zondag 16 maart 2008

canucks

Canucks

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.

If your local Dairy queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same day, you may live in Canada

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more then once, you may live in Canada.

If you have switchd from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.

If you can drive 90kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80km, you're going 90 and everybody is pasing you, you may live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada.

if you have more miles on your snowblower than your carr, you may live in Canada.

If you find 2 degrees " a little chilly", you may live in Canada.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada!

1 opmerking:

  1. Canada ..... ach ja .... wel heel erg leuk hoor om alles te lezen dus wel bij blijven houden ..... Mooie foto's ook van de auto's .... hmmmm

    Groeten

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